December 2009
ordinarydisaster:
babyprostitute:
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I'm not fragile; you don't have to be so gentle.
TOMORROW IS CHUCK NORRIS AWARENESS DAY
(via inglouriouschlobot)
My dad bought me a chuck norris shirt!
Seeing The Princess And The Frog in a half hour.
inglouriouschlobot:
It’ll be my last movie of the year, as well as my last $1 movie. :<
Good bye, $1 movie pass. I’ll miss you dearly, and so will my wallet. </3
How do you get one of those??
Someone should warn these kids that teen pregnancy...
"Alex. Please dont hate me." I whispered, sitting on his bed. I looked him in the eye.
"Babe, I could never hate you. I love you." He pulled me into his lap.
"Well remember when we first had sex?" I asked and he nodded, not understanding.
"Well, I think we forgot something..." He looked confused.
"Im pregnant." I whispered looking down. I couldnt stand to look at him thinking he'd be angry, or sad.
"Really?" I just nodded.
"Thats great!" He yelled hugging me. I looked up surprised.
"Really?!" I shouted and he nodded smiling. He hugged me tightly.
"Im gonna be a mommy." I laughed and he nodded kissing me.
"Im gonna be a dad." He smiled bigger, if that was possible.
.....what the fuck is this o________________o
I was reading a story online and this was how it ended...stupid bitches
Someone should warn these kids that teen pregnancy...
"Alex. Please dont hate me." I whispered, sitting on his bed. I looked him in the eye.
"Babe, I could never hate you. I love you." He pulled me into his lap.
"Well remember when we first had sex?" I asked and he nodded, not understanding.
"Well, I think we forgot something..." He looked confused.
"Im pregnant." I whispered looking down. I couldnt stand to look at him thinking he'd be angry, or sad.
"Really?" I just nodded.
"Thats great!" He yelled hugging me. I looked up surprised.
"Really?!" I shouted and he nodded smiling. He hugged me tightly.
"Im gonna be a mommy." I laughed and he nodded kissing me.
"Im gonna be a dad." He smiled bigger, if that was possible.
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lostinwords:
Yay! :D
What’s up, beautiful?
“I try not to worry, but you’ve got me terrified.
It’s like...”
ktt:
y00 sexx isz go00d enuffz fo’ me giiirrl.
Kill yourself.
ordinarydisaster:
what is it about me that isn’t good enough for you?
i mean i can make a list of things it could be but i don’t know which one is the biggest issue.
It’s your face…you have the kind of face that makes me want to punch it. I just wanna punch your face.
LOL I love stepbrothers. I love you, lovely!
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ktt:
i think virginity is overrated. do you agree?
Well, it really depends on who you are. Everyone is ready at a different point. I personally don’t believe waiting until marriage. It’s unrealistic to me, but to someone else it could be different. If it is with someone you care about, then there is nothing wrong with it. Virginity isn’t overrated if you aren’t ready for sex. We are shamed about...
So my mother always comes into my room while I'm...
palestarsrising:
MOM SERIOUSLY> STFU.
When I tell her she has no idea what she’s talking about, and that Tumblr is different because everyone is amazing and awesome and nice, she just rollls her eyes and says yeah sure sure.
ASDJASKLKADLAKSDLAJGAD !!!!
People who are not part of the tumblr family truly do not understand, nor shall they ever.
Tumblr is the one site where people...
Whores.
KT: it made me laugh realizing that *** was the only virgin in that room.
Bri: omg, it was wonderful
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Ask me anything http://formspring.me/bad28
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Ask me anything http://formspring.me/bad28
“It doesn’t matter how beautiful you are; if your soul is ugly, you are...”
CHRISTINA IS
kottz:
SO HOT
GO FOLLOW HER<3
polyjuice.tumblr.com
LOVE DAT BITCH
Kelly, you really shouldn’t let Christina on your tumblr.
“I am Jack’s smirking revenge.”
– (via shannonfear)
I think I’ve read that, where’s it from??
Say what you want, not what you should. →
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polyjuice:
Suckapenis. LOL JK I don’t want you on my dick. Not that I have a dick. But if I did, I wouldn’t want you on it, becuase you ask me about my vagina. If you wanna see it, just ask. Stop dropping hints.
Hello Bri.
Ask me anything
Is it that obvious?
8105.) Every compliment I get feels like a blatant...
polyjuice:
(via blogsecret)
I feel like that’s a very arrogant way of thinking. To be honest, the world probably doesn’t care enough to want to hurt someone like that.
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formspring.me
You fascinate me http://formspring.me/bad28
“It was something of an end
to a beautiful while.”
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formspring.me
really? you seem so naturally good with people. how did you work on them?
I took all of my insecurites, bundled them up, and coated them with a layer of confidence. I found that if you love with every cell that you have, you will be loved back.
Ask me anything
Go you, Glen Coco.
Stromz: i decided to take a shot of tequila for every merry christmas text i got
Me: how'd that go?
Stromz: zero merry christmas texts
Stromz: hell, i didnt even have tequila!
I'm in the mood
shannonfear:
scentofsummer:
shannonfear:
scentofsummer:
to destroy something beautiful.
i say that all the time x333
How do I go about fufilling this craving, though?
it never goes away
Well, damnit!
http://fuckyeahhappytrails.tumblr.com →
I'm in the mood
shannonfear:
scentofsummer:
to destroy something beautiful.
i say that all the time x333
How do I go about fufilling this craving, though?
I'm in the mood
to destroy something beautiful.
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formspring.me
you’re very charming. i wish i was charming like you.
I’m glad you think so; I’ve spent a very long time working on my people skills.
Ask me anything
Turn me inside out →
I hate
that when you don’t have any questions in your formsprong inbox, it is so matter-of-fact about it.
What it says: You don’t have any messages in your inbox.
What it means: Stop checking your formspring and get a life, bitch.
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formspring.me
you are very pretty
very delicate features
Thank you! I’ve never gotten that before, honestly. I always thought delicate features meant a small nose and such. =D
Ask me anything
Speak your mind, open up. →
polyjuice:
blindingskiesofwhite:
stephcolette:
WIC s sexuallly discriminating? wtf. News 12? Seriously?
GOOO OMC!
Hahaha, nooooo. None of that is true.
TO THE OCEANNNNNNNNNNNN TO THE SIDEEEEEEEEEE
It’s on news 12??
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ordinarydisaster:
tamponstamponstamponsvaginavaginatamponstamponstamponsvaginavaginatamponstamponstamponsvaginavaginavaginatamponstamponstamponsvaginavaginatamponstamponstampons. Spot the error!
i have no idea?
Ask me anything
In the third set, vagina is repeated three times, whereas everywhere else it was only written twice. It’s my new song lyrics, whatcha think?
i hate feeling like i need anyone.
ordinarydisaster:
scentofsummer:
ordinarydisaster:
scentofsummer:
ordinarydisaster:
i want to stand on my own two feet for once.
the people who i need don’t provide me with what i need from them anyways.
Why do we feel the same way on so many things?
cause we’re sexy? [;
or just you
but we can still gett it on
lol, but seriously a lot of teenagers go through the same things. we...
bouquetofclumsywords:
scentofsummer:
bouquetofclumsywords:
scentofsummer:
Is there one person in your life you would get rid of completely if you could, and why?
No. I would not want to remove them completely, but I would remove all conflict and complications with that one person.
I know who you mean!
Heheee :D Someone’s been paying attention on the bus!
That I have! I love our bus...